"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student. Hey says "Hmmm... Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all the odd integers are prime."

I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

love: when intercourse is called making love. lust: all other times. marriage: what's intercourse?

How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way Earl (Scruggs) would have done it.

Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train