Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration
of another's personhood."
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Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish you.
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Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your
determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation
in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
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I don't regret the things I have done and the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.
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# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.
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You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
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Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai
Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai
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Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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