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What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.

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Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.

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COMPARE FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Dentists do it orally

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The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.

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# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.

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You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy...

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Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.

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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

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How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way Earl (Scruggs) would have done it.

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