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When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
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I'm glad friendship doesn't come with price tags. For if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.
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What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.
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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
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• Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…
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4. Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping
bags for mice.
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"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."
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I can tell that you want me.
Yes, I want you to leave.
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• A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'
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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
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A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.
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