If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…

Sex has no calories.

I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

"Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole."

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."

Does your name begin with: B You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

Lawyer: If you love someone set her free Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."