There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out, 2 have to go in so the room gets empty...

The third student to try it was the engineering student, who responded, "Well, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either. Let's see... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ..., 9 is ..., well if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime... Well, it does seem right.

My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.

A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife? A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Patient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!

Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down