What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."

If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.

# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

• Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.

Friendship is a gift that is fair in all things. It roots from one's heart and involves memories that stay not for a while but for a lifetime.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."