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You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
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# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.
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"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"
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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
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I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.
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• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai
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They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad.
Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.
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# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
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I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.
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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.
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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship.
She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.
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They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad.
Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.
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