An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it. The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."

"There is no remedy for love but to love more."

In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

A true luv is honest and trust is what its all about A true luv is never something to doubt.

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins. Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."

Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?

Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."