"If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, She’s yours, If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"

love: when intercourse is called making love. lust: all other times. marriage: what's intercourse?

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."

Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

Somnambulist: If you love someone set her free If she comes back, it’s a nightmare, If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.

Ghar ghar main diya jale To diwali mat samjho Agar main tera peeche paroon To mawali mat samjho

# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.