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• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
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"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.
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Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy
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For every action, there is an equal
and opposite malfunction.
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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"Don't forget to love yourself."
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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