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"You call it madness, but I call it love."

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"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!

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I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student. Hey says "Hmmm... Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all the odd integers are prime."

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Chess players check their mates

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Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

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To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.

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# Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.

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If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.

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3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!

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