If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.

# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.

FRIENDS True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

Patient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!