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A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.

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Ä Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

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When god created the men he was only kidding

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Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins. Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."

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Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

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# Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.

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I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

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