At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi..... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi..... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.....

ä Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

Suspicious: If you love someone, set her free. If she ever comes back. Ask her why

Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.