How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.

• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

Hey, baby, what's your sign? Do not enter. or Stop.

The tri stages of how interested he is in sex... Age 25: Tri-weekly Age 45: Try-weekly Age 69: Try-weakly

# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.

Ä Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...! Toh asli Ravan kaun??

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.

A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.

Hey, baby, what's your sign? Do not enter. or Stop.

• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Gal: To phir rehne do...