Patient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Mountain climbers like to be on top

If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.

An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it. The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.

Ä Why a man carryz his wife's photo in d wallet? COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!

It is better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.