MAN.SYS found execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Bill Gates: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back .. I think we can charge her re-installation fees But tell her that she is also going to get an upgrade.

What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!

Why do men like blonde jokes so much? Because they can understand them

Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down