• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!

Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!

Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

C++ Programmer: If {you love(m_she)} {m_she.free}( ); } else { if m_she = = null} m_she = new .she};

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha..... Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa..... Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.....

Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"

Behind every successful man, there is a woman ironing his shirts.