Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya

COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.

I know how to please a woman. Then please leave me alone.

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."

God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!

"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.