An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it. The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins. Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.

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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere."

C++ Programmer: If {you love(m_she)} {m_she.free}( ); } else { if m_she = = null} m_she = new .she};

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere."

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"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."

I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?

Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.