Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

Patient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!

In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."

FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.