Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"

Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.

A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

Mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"

It is always the wrong time of month.

Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."

"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"