"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
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"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward
together in the same direction."
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One good turn gets most of the blankets.
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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
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Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Ambulance drivers come quicker
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"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."
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