"Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again."

Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

Why it's better to be a Woman! If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.

"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"

A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells. "See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.

# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.

• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What? Ur eyes, sir !

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

OUT OF MY CONTROL Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Why it's better to be a Woman! Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.