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If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.

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Bill Gates: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back .. I think we can charge her re-installation fees But tell her that she is also going to get an upgrade.

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• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

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In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

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How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.

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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

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FRIENDS 4 LIFE Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

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A true luv is patient and understanding A true luv is never demanding.

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