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"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."

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• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge

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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

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• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

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How is lightning like a violist's fingers? Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."

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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

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Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

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There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

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In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.

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