1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: None.
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Why do men like masturbation?
Its sex with someone they love.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Gardeners do it in the bushes
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"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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Hey, buddy, how late does the band play? Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.
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A complex system that doesn't work is
invariably found to have evolved from a
simpler system that worked just fine.
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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A true luv is patient and understanding
A true luv is never demanding.
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Men are like computers...
hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
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