I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
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"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."
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Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish you.
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"The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time."
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3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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When you get to the point where you really
understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
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"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?"
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Garbagemen come twice a week
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What is the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? You could eat a saxophone if you had to.
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