"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."

Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room. lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room. marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.

Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.

• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.