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A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

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Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

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Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish you.

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# When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.

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Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha..... Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa..... Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.....

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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.

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A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells. "See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.

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"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."

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When god created the men he was only kidding

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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "

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