Why it's better to be a Woman!
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
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The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.
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# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
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They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad.
Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.
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If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
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"If you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend."
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