After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."

A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when you are lonely, a guide when you are searching, a smile when you are sad, a song when you are glad.

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

"Don't forget to love yourself."

Somnambulist: If you love someone set her free If she comes back, it’s a nightmare, If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.

A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others