Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says, "Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her. She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"

Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.

Why it's better to be a Woman! 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife? A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!