REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Australians do it Down Under
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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: None.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.
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"Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say."
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A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.
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Men are like computers...
hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
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"If you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are tellers
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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