How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
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He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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4. Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping
bags for mice.
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"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."
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The number one cause of computer problems
is computer solutions.
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.
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Lawyer:
If you love someone set her free
Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment
of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.
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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
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# My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.
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