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Does your name begin with: K You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous and giving , often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

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The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

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# Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.

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ERP Functional Expert: If you love someone, set her free, If she comes back, map her into your system, If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.

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Playful: If you love someone, set her free. *If she comes back and if you still love her. Set her free again. Repeat *

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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

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What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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# Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.

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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.

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Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.

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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

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