Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.

Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.

"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?"

# My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.

• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."

Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.