Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.

• A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'

# God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love.

"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."

• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear

3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.

I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

Haven't I seen you someplace before? Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.