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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Landlords do it the 1st of every month

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I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

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Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… but I won't.

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"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."

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What is a chord? Three violists playing in unison.

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Why do men like masturbation? Its sex with someone they love.

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"Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again."

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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

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• Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi. Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

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