"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"

It is better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.

• Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…

"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."

Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Chess players check their mates

Does your name begin with: K You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous and giving , often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.