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# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.

What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.

Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.

"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.

COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.

It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

Sex is dirty only if it's done right.