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If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.
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When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
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PRICELESS GIFT
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.....
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• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Garbagemen come twice a week
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• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
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"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"
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Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one
replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
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