Statistician:
If you love someone, set her free
If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.
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# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.
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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell till I met you."
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If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money
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"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."
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How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
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Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
or
Stop.
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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.
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"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."
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My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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