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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

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Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thanks!

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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."

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Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.

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# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Detectives do it under cover

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Why it's better to be a Woman! If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

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A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

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An MBA: If you love someone, set her free instantaneously, And look for others simultaneously

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