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• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast?
Boss:Wow! What?
Ur eyes, sir !
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Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali
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A true luv is patient and understanding
A true luv is never demanding.
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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
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I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.
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"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."
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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
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C++ Programmer:
If {you love(m_she)}
{m_she.free}( );
}
else
{
if m_she = = null}
m_she = new .she};
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"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right
now that we love each other."
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train
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"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"
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