When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

Does your name begin with: B You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere."

A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's

A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.

Somnambulist: If you love someone set her free If she comes back, it’s a nightmare, If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.