A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood."

"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

An MBA: If you love someone, set her free instantaneously, And look for others simultaneously

• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

Psychologist: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back her super ego is dominant, If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme, If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Not to be outdone, the computer science student comes along and says "Well, you two sort've got the right idea, but you'd end up taking too long doing it. I've just whipped up a program to REALLY go and prove it..." He goes over to his terminal and runs his program. Reading the output on the screen he says, "1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime...."