Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your
determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation
in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.
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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A: A tran-sister.
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Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
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# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.
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Door se dekha to sher tha.....
Door se dekha to sher tha.....
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.....
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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.
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Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
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