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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

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May I have the last dance? You've just had it.

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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

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What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"

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• Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi. Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…

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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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