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Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.
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"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."
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# Love is when a wife makes coffee for her husband and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."
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• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: None.
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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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