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3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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# I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
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MAN.SYS found
execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife did.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring
on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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"Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say."
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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!
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"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."
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