I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.

# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.

Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

"You call it madness, but I call it love."

• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

• Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi. Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…

Ä Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.